“Every crowd has a silver lining.”Create visual
Humor
Quotes about humor — ideas, advice and perspectives to get inspired.
44 quotes“Yeah, baby!”Create visual
“I do everything Fred Astaire does, but backwards and in high heels.”Create visual
“I have a theory that the only way to get a man to do something is to tell him he's too old for it.”Create visual
“I don't know what I want, but I want it now!”Create visual
“You have to be brave to be funny.”Create visual
“I =pI Women will never be as successful as men because they do not have wives to advise them.”Create visual
“IBehind every successful man I stands a surprised mother-in-law.”Create visual
“Every man who is high up loves to think that he has done it all himself; and the wife smiles, and lets it go at that.”Create visual
“God put me on Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I'm so far behind I will never die!”Create visual
“Sure, I know that the Bible says to love our neighbors as ourselves. But frankly, I don't believe that my neighbors can stand all that affection.”Create visual
“Make love, not war; get married and do both!”Create visual
“' Tis better to have loved and lost, then paid for it and not liked it.”Create visual
“France is the only place where you can make love in the afternoon without people hammering on your door.”Create visual
“Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, 'What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?'”Create visual
“A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished.”Create visual
“We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine.”Create visual
“Some people cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.”Create visual
“To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.”Create visual
“Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop.”Create visual
“There's nothing to winning, really. That is, if you happen to be blessed with a keen eye, an agile mind, and no scruples whatsoever.”Create visual
“Once you've accumulated sufficient knowledge to get by, you're too old to remember it.”Create visual
“There has been an alarming increase in the number of things you know nothing about.”Create visual
“First come I; my name is Jowett. There’s no knowledge but I know it. I am Master of this college: What I don’t know isn't knowledge.”Create visual