“First come I; my name is Jowett. There’s no knowledge but I know it. I am Master of this college: What I don’t know isn't knowledge.”

“Every crowd has a silver lining.”

“Yeah, baby!”

“I do everything Fred Astaire does, but backwards and in high heels.”

“I have a theory that the only way to get a man to do something is to tell him he's too old for it.”