“There's nothing to winning, really. That is, if you happen to be blessed with a keen eye, an agile mind, and no scruples whatsoever.”

“Every crowd has a silver lining.”

“Yeah, baby!”

“I do everything Fred Astaire does, but backwards and in high heels.”

“I have a theory that the only way to get a man to do something is to tell him he's too old for it.”