“Take care of your body with steadfast fidelity. The soul must see through these eyes alone, and if they are dim, the whole world is clouded.”

“Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body.”

“The only way to lose weight is to eat less and exercise more.”

“If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.”

“The best medicine is a good laugh.”