“He that is not handsome at twenty, nor strong at thirty, nor rich at forty, nor wise at fifty, will never be handsome, strong, rich, or wise.”

“In the middle of every difficulty lies opportunity.”

“If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.”

“Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.”

“To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain and play with it.”