“Barn-yard medicine has not given us any vaccination procedure that really protects against illness, but many that endanger the body, that even bring death.”

“Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body.”

“The only way to lose weight is to eat less and exercise more.”

“If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.”

“The best medicine is a good laugh.”