“We squander health In search of wealth; We scheme and toil, and save, Then squander wealth In search of health; And all we get’s the grave; We live and boast of what we own; We die . . . and only get a stone.”

“Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body.”

“The only way to lose weight is to eat less and exercise more.”

“If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.”

“The best medicine is a good laugh.”