“The only way to get through life is to laugh your way through it. You either have to laugh or cry. I prefer to laugh. Crying gives me a headache.”

“In the middle of every difficulty lies opportunity.”

“If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.”

“Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.”

“To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain and play with it.”