“I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.”

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“The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...”

“Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.”

“The computer is a moron. It's a moron that can calculate faster than you can, but it's still a moron.”