“Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp on them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.”
Tim Allen
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“When you die, you go to heaven. When you go to heaven, you see God. When you see God, you ask him, 'Why did you make me so stupid?' And God says, 'I didn't. You just are.”