Phyllis Diller

3 quotes in the MindQuotes library.

American stand-up comedian, actress, author, musician, and visual artist (1917–2012)

* 1917-07-17 — † 2012-08-20

“A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.”

“What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.”

“Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?”